Past Tense After Dark in Lapeer, MI Closed now

Reviews about Past Tense After Dark

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  August 24, 2020, by c smith
  I was SO excited to go to a local cider mill and support our community. Boy was I in for a surprise! The prices were just as bad as the big cider mills if not worse. They have a ticket system you buy tickets for $1 each and then each station has a ticket price. #1 The "giant inflatable" was 1 large blow up slide they got to slide 4 times. Moon walk was for 5 maybe 6 yrs old and under and is tiny We did not do the corn maze not going to pay $3 per person to walk though a corn field I can do that for free in my neighbor yard. The barrel train was a less than 1 min ride around a row of apple trees. The "golf" was a portable hand made putt putt golf course. The lady doing face paint had no clue how to paint and got it in my sons eyes (he is 8 and no he was not moving). The "hay ride" was a tractor pulling a trailer (no hay) it was no more than 15 min even though the sign says 1/2 hour and all they did was go to the pumpkin patch and back also the steps on and off are SO steep and not deep enough to place your foot on. Everyone was having a hard time getting on and off. The scarecrow making was about the coolest thing there but I did not make one since I had already paid so much for everything else. They did have a few games set up kinda like a fair (all had made bean bag toss, pick a duck, ring toss but the prizes were awful). They don't have any animals (other than a coy pond) which was a bummer. All in all it is not the worst cider mill but they make sure they squeeze every dime, nickle and penny out of you. Oh and the reason I gave this 2 and not 3 was no indoor bathroom just a porta john.
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  August 22, 2019, by michael smith
  Excellent place to go! Cider, donuts, sandwiches, very good! Shopping, antiques! My favorite is the tea room upstairs in the barn! 200+ flavors of tea leaves! Great price!